Today there was a Food Day at work where everyone brings a potluck item. There happened to be some delicious cheese dip on the counter, but there were no bowls. I had no choice but to rip my Dairy Queen styrofoam cup in half to make a sizable container for the cheese. So I ladled the cheese into my ripped Dairy Queen cup and returned to my desk when Rosencrantz appeared. "What the hell is that?" he asked.
"There were no more bowls," I pleaded.
Moments later the princess appeared and said, "I heard you were being a pig!"
Apparently Rosencrantz spread the news.
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