Mirror, Mirror...

The Princess used the phrase "immensely irate" to describe herself today. Even after I brought her a burrito for breakfast, she found a way to translate my act of kindness into a failure, stating that I got only hot sauce and no mild and that she personally had to spend the effort to come get the burrito from my desk which made the burrito "not as hot as it could have been" had I brought it to her first.